Green EGG and Ham

By Don Barone -

At a certain point in a guy’s life, sex becomes a good barbecue.

Not all guys mind you — for some, sex becomes a 52-inch plasma TV.

But for those of us with the comfort-waist-expand-a-lot section in the closet, a smoked down-home barbecue is damn near a second honeymoon, with potato salad.

If I ran a perfume company, I’d dump out all that smelly stuff in those heart shaped bottles and pour in barbecue sauce.

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